Bits & Pieces

Ole Jokes

Ole walks to work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, “What happened to your ears?”

Ole says, “Yesterday I vas ironing a shirt ven da phone rang and I accidentally answered da iron.”

The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”

Ole says, “I tried ta call da doctor.”
Lars: “Ole, stand in fronna my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking.”

Ole: “Ya, No, Ya, No, Ya, No, Ya, No....”
Ole and Sven went fishing one day in a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy. Ole said, “We better mark dis spot so ve can come back tomorrow and catch more fish.”

Sven then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large 'X'. Ole asked him what he was doing, and Sven told him he was marking the spot so they could come back to catch more fish.

Ole said, “Ya big dummy, how do ya know ve are going ta get da same boat tomorrow?”
Lena's Log Joke of the Week from Eider "Red" Stangland's “Ole and Lena” Joke books.

 
Norwegian Medical Terminology
  • Artery – The study of paintings
  • Barium – What you do when CPR fails
  • Cesarean Section – A district in Rome
  • Colic – A sheep dog
  • Coma – A punctuation mark
  • Congenital – Friendly
  • Dilate – To live long
  • Fester – Quicker
  • G. I. Series – Baseball game between teams of soldiers
  • Grippe – A suitcase
  • Hangnail – A coat hook
  • Medical Staff – A doctor's cane
  • Morbid – A higher offer
  • Nitrate – Lower than the day rate
  • Node – Was aware of
  • Outpatient – A patient that has fainted
  • Post-operative – A letter carrier
  • Protein – In favor of young people
  • Secretion – Hiding anything
  • Serology – Study of English Knighthood
  • Tablet – A small table
  • Tumor – An extra pair
  • Urine – Opposite of you're out
  • Varicose Veins – Veins that are very close together
Time-Lapse Tour of Norway

An Ode To The Beautiful Landscapes Of Norway

Norwegian Table Prayer

I Jesu navn går vi til bords
å spise, drikke på ditt ord.
Deg, Gud til ære, oss til gavn,
Så får vi mat i Jesu navn.
Amen

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Norwegian National Anthem

Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem.
Furet, værbitt over vannet
med di tusen hjem.
Elsker, elsker det og tenker,
på vår far og mor,
og den saganatt som senker,
drømme på vår, jord,
og den saganatt som senker, senker
drømme på vår jord.

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